Chocolate Day Scat Fest

For Chocolate Day we decided to illustrate a beloved children's classic.

highly recommend hitting play and reading along:

(Note: Mild language at the very end. Also, it’s a Morgan Freeman impersonator.) 

Everyone Poops

An elephant makes a big poop.

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A mouse makes a tiny poop.

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A one hump camel makes a one hump poop.

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A two hump camel makes a two hump poop.

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Hahaha, only kidding.

 

Fish poop...

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...and so do birds.

And bugs, too.

Different animals make different kinds of poop.

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Different shapes, different colors, even different smells.

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Which end is the snake's behind?

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What does whale poop look like?

 

Some stop to poop, others do it on the move.

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Some poop here or there.
Others do it in a special place.

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Grownups poop. Children poop, too.
While some children poop on the potty, others poop in their diapers.

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Some animals poop and pay no attention.
Others clean up after themselves.
These poop by the water:

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This one does it in the water.
He wipes himself with paper then flushes it down.

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All living things eat, so everyone poops.

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Thanks to Stephanie M., Beth W., Lisa R., Dede H., Robin, Robin E., Anony M., Anna O., Anthony S., Wendi P., Anita C., Cassandra M., Christie D., & John W. for our crappiest post yet.

(Can you believe none of those were supposed to look like poop? Except maybe the rainbow swirly one - which I'm guessing is unicorn poop, and therefore gets a free pass.)

(SEE WHAT I DID THERE?)

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P.S. In case your life was missing a set of cat butt magnets, I found you some:

Cat Butt Magnets

There's also a set for dogs.

You're welcome.

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

International Incidents

What do you get when you go into a Mexican bakery, where they speak English, and ask them - in Spanish - to write "Happy Birthday" in English?

I mean, besides confused.

You get this:

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Which, if I remember my 1st grade Spanish, means "The Happy Complaining Eagles."

Wait.

I took French.

[Googling]

Ah. "Happy Birthday English!" I guess that does make more sense.

 

Or...

What do you get when you go into a Chinese bakery and ask them to write "Congratulations Ian!" in both English and Chinese?

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You get some reeeally enthusiastic “Englrsh chunese”, that's what.

 

Hey, I'm actually starting to feel a bit better about U.S. bakeries! Maybe we're not the only wreckerators out there. Maybe there are places even worse off in the wreckage department!

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Never mind. Feeling's gone.

 

Thanks to our wrecky ambassadors Chris L., Mary S., and Kendra P. for fostering international unity. In wrecks.

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P.S. Here's a (hilarious) reminder that English is almost as confusing as these cakes:

P Is for Pterodactyl: The Worst Alphabet Book Ever

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And from my other blog, Epbot: