It's wedding season, and the spirit of fairy-tale perfection is in the air. So naturally, I must CRUSH that spirit with tales of wedding cakes gone wrong!! Mwuahahahahah!
[patting hair] Ahem.
What Stacey H. wanted:
Erm, I'm pretty sure dragging a fork through crusted-over icing doesn't count as a "technique".
Anony Bride wanted a cake with tiers similar to this:
This was Stephanie S.'s inspiration:
And lastly, Vanessa wanted a single layer version of her wedding cake for her one-year anniversary. Here's her wedding cake:
And here's what she got for her anniversary cake:
Ah, the mismatched whites, the battle-scarred frosting, the ponderous folds of flabby fondant! Who else is inspired to throw a toga party?