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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Sunday Sweets: You're The Top!

Hello and welcome to The Wedding Cake Topper Emporium! Thank you for choosing us for all your wedding cake topper needs! From the improper to the show-stopper, we've got every type of topper! That's our slogan. I made it up myself. Here, let me show you around...

I can see that you're a special couple, and not just any old cake topper will do, no. You need to tell the story of your love through fondant and frosting! For instance, did you meet on a boat? Get engaged in a canoe? Reeeeeally like the movie Titanic?

Submitted by Nikki and made by Torten-Lotta

Near, far, wherever you are, here is the topper for you!


No, wait, don't tell me. You're a professor at the local university. She's the campus librarian who caught your eye. Each week you headed to the library to check out The Princess Bride, hoping that she would finally notice you and strike up a conversation about Buttercup and Westley...

Submitted by Vivienne V-L. and made by Peachy Juban

...wherein, beguiled by your wit and grace, she asked to meet you for coffee later, to which you replied with a breathy "As you wish." Your eyes locked, and at that moment you fell truly, madly, and deeply, and now you crazy kids want to commemorate it all on your wedding cake topper!

(Which even comes in a handy fun-size to send home with your guests!)

But maybe I'm being a bit too specific.


Perhaps a simple set of lovebirds would do the trick?

Submitted by Emma F. and made by Flickr user sugar_rush_confections

So strikingly sophisticated!


Or perhaps you had your first date in a park? Carved your initials in a tree? (So cute!) And there happened to be a lot of sheep around?

Submitted by Angie I. and made by Jagode & Dinozavri

Ha ha, what fun! We've got the topper for you!


Or were you childhood sweethearts? (Ahh, schoolyard romance...)

Submitted by Emily B. and made by All About Cake

Why not display your devotion with our patented 'Charmingly-Childlike Doodle Topper?' It's like a chalkboard drawing come to life!


Oh, I am growing rather fond of you two. You're such a couple of characters!

By Erin Salerno

Or should I say caricatures?


If you're finding it hard to make a decision, how about a compromise? It's the secret to successful marriages, I hear! So why not let the bride choose the cake, and the groom choose the topper?

Made by Laura A.

Or maybe in this instance it was the other way around. Either way, everybody wins!


Our Serengeti Sunsets line is also quite popular, representing solidarity, security and sensuality!

Submitted by Keeley S. and made by Bubolinkata

May your marriage be blessed with all three! And may you also be blessed with a honeymoon in the Serengeti, because wow, even in cake form it's gorgeous!


Ahhh, now here is one of my favorite toppers. Remember when your man went all Edward Cullen on you, and composed you your very own song? This beautiful topper can be an ode to your love, and an ode to your ode! (Does that make sense? It made sense in my brain. You know, before I said it out loud).

Submitted by Kristy L., and made by The Cupcake Gallery

Look at the bride's delicate little curl of hair! So demure and delightful, I think I'm getting weepy.


And finally, if you're looking for something over-the-top, sometimes it helps to look at the very bottom.

The bottom of the sea, that is!

Submitted by Kate O. and made by deviantART user ~The-EvIl-Plankton

"Darling it's better, down where it's wetter, under the sea!"

You can't see it, but the octopus is actually shaking eight tiny maracas*.

*Ok, not really. But wouldn't that be awesome?


Well, thanks so much for visiting The Wedding Cake Topper Emporium. Remember, we're your one-stop-cake-topper-shop! Shop till you drop at our topper shop! 'Cuz we don't sell no slop! At the hop! Pop pop, don't stop!

Yes, I'm done.


Have a Sweet to nominate? Then send it Sunday Sweets [at] Cake Wrecks [dot] com.

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Reader Comments (61)

Oh, the manta rays! Those little swimming manta rays!

I am totally swoonified.

February 27, 2012 | Unregistered Commentermals86

I like them all!

February 27, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterThomas

I'm in love with the mermaid cake. Time to go watch The Little Mermaid with my sister!

February 27, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterNika

Absolutely outstanding pictures and comments as always - you brighten my every day!! Who needs to eat cake (and calories) when they can enjoy your blog?

February 27, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterAnne

Those Shaun the Sheep sheep would be awesome for any cake!

February 27, 2012 | Unregistered Commenterpikkewyntjie

Shaun the Sheep fans, be sure to check out the website on that photo. There's an adorable cake topper with the Farmer who appears to have settled down, but not necessarily happily. Or maybe it was to celebrate his divorce? We don't really know much of the Farmer's history, do we?

February 27, 2012 | Unregistered Commenterpikkewyntjie

Witty and Sensational. Love Sweet Treats on Sunday!!

February 27, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterShauna PI

I thought they all had their own little appeal, but then maybe it was the commentary underneath. lol

February 29, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterTerrie

Agreed, DPL, agreed. Shaun the Sheep rules!

March 1, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterKatWag

i liked the slogan!

March 2, 2012 | Unregistered Commenteranotheranonymous

YES YES YES!! Sweet Home Alabama!! If I got married again I'd have that cake at my wedding! (Minus the half killed cat licking the frosting.)

March 2, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterRonda

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