What you see...
...is NOT what you get.
(Change the "ride" to "wreck," and you've got a deal.)
From wedding tiers of roses...
To rows of wedding tears:
You're doing it wrong.
Here's a little Disney magic for you:
Ah, but that's nothing. Want to see something REALLY wild?
This is what happens when animal print cakes feel blue:
And also kind of intestine-y.
Thanks to Jessica W., Diana B., Gina L., & Leighanne G. for the excuse to use "intestine-y." I've been holding on to that one for YEARS.