Bad Giraffe! BAAAAD!

When your last name is Hammer, there's really just one way to nail a baby shower cake.

And that way...

...is NOT LIKE THIS.

Aw, crap.

Still, at least everyone can get a chuckle over sh*tty "hamer"s. Imagine being the only one at a baby shower to see something wrong with this cake topper - which, incidentally, ALSO involves nailing things:

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Er, look, I realize my mind's in the gutter often enough to sprout legs and start scurrying, but seriously... HOW DID THE BAKER NOT SEE THIS?

Ahem.

Quick palate cleanser: look how pretty!

(By Sweet On You Cakes)

Aaaand back to reality:

Oh, BABY.

Almost makes you long for the days of hammer logs and randy giraffes, eh?

Thanks to Elizabeth H., Emily S., & Robin D. for the capital wreckage.

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P.S. Something about this post reminded me of those shiny blue balls that keep your produce fresh. Have you seen these?

Blueapple Freshness Saver Balls

Just pop one in your crisper drawer and the other in your fruit bowl, and these will absorb the ethylene gas that quickens ripening, so all your fruits and veg stay fresh longer. Seems like witchcraft, I know, but go check the thousands of rave reviews: apparently they really work!

Story Time Sweets

Once Upon a Time...

...in the Kingdom of Zuu,

(By Artisan Cake Company)

lived a helpful young owl his Mom had named Huu.

Huu danced with Petunia when she did ballet,

(By Dinky Doodle)

and untangled Sloth when bars got in the way.

(By Conjurer's Kitchen)

He always had time to tie Sally's red bows,

(By Planet Cake)

and if Hedgie asked, Huu would polish his nose.

(By Debbie Does Cakes)

When Flamingos ran errands, he'd stay with their chicks,

(By Mike's Amazing Cakes)

and he made sure that George ate the greens, not the sticks.

(By Planet Cake)

Huu'd help Raffi up when he fell in a heap,

(By Sprinkles Cakes)

and he sang lullabies, to help Flo go to sleep.

(By Little Cherry Cake Co. for Cake Bomb)

He prattled with penguins,

(By Janet MacPherson Cake Craft)

he combed all the llamas,

(By Viva la Cake)

he even helped meerkats put on clean pajamas.

(By Dootsy Dora)

And after all that, our Huu still wasn't through.

On Sunday, he shared all of his Sweets with you.

Happy Sunday!

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P.S. I see you appreciate poetry. Might I recommend...?

I Could Pee On This, And Other Poems By Cats

This hardcover gift book costs a mere $8 and will have your friends feline fine.

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And from my other blog, Epbot: