It's Called A Hustle, Sweetheart

And now, since we just watched Zootopia again and I love it so much, it's time for...

John Reacts To Animal Cakes With Zootopia GIFs!

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It's a wedding cake.

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And this next one was for a vow renewal, if you can believe it:

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Um...

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Then there's this:

Yes. YES IT DOES.

And finally, this was supposed to say "Happy Birthday/Welcome Back!"
Let's see if you can spot where the baker went wrong:

Thanks to Tiffany C., Cheryl G., Kim A., Janis A., Kenna, & Dana E. for the hundred yard dash.

JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD

Last week someone in a Facebook group I belong to asked a question that made the rest of us sit up and take notice.

The question was, "Does my arm look like a turkey leg?"

And you guys, it totally did.

It turns out this is intentional; Rachel here is dressing up as Thanksgiving Dinner for an upcoming marathon. So the next time you need a pick-me-up, just think of Rachel, running around in public, dressed as a giant turkey dinner.

And the next time you see a turkey cake, remember this oh-so-seamless segue:

Does this look like a turkey leg?

'Cuz it's their "specialty."

How 'bout this one?

Ahh, but nothing beats this beauty:

'Tis the season... to run screaming from the bakery!

Rest assured Rachel will be way ahead of us... wearing shoes with pies on them:

Have I mentioned Rachel is my hero?

Thanks to Amanda G., Emily J., Amy O., Bucklebee, & Rachel, who I'm sure would never forgive me if I didn't include the most appropriate Joey gif of all:

You’re welcome!

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