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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Friday
Mar222019

Blink 182 And You'll Miss It

Brian J. wanted his baker to make him a Blink 182 cake.

Specifically, this Blink 182 cake:

Yeah.

This is Cake Wrecks.

That's probably not gonna happen.

Instead, this happened:

A picture of a Blink 182 cake... on a cake.

 

But can we take this farther?
Yes.
YES WE CAN.

How about a picture of a Blink 182 cake... on a cake... on a shirt?

 

Then a picture of a Blink 182 cake...
on a cake
on a shirt
on Blink 182:

Yeeeah. Now we're cookin'.

 

But just to bring it back full circle:

A picture of a Blink 182 cake...
on a cake
on a shirt
on Blink 182
ON A CAKE.

My work here is done.

 

Thanks to Brian J., who's probably wondering if I wrote this just so Jen and I could call this cake a business expense.

Yes.
Yes I did.
(Shhh. It's tax season. LET ME HAVE THIS.)

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Thursday
Mar212019

Name That Name!

Kids these days, with their funky names and their extra weird spellings:

I bet this gets confusing around other holidays.

 

I hear Lt. Pink really likes light pink icing:

Coincidence?

 

Oh, great, now ALL the kids will want parentheses in their names:

DAMN HIPSTERS.

 

Is there a Doctor in the house?

Because only he would have time for this.

 

And c'mon, this is just ridiculous:

Who names their kid "Janey?"

 

Thanks to Catherine G., Stephanie T., Elizabeth B., Priscilla C., & Mary G., who know a rose by any other name... can be pretty dang funny.

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