ABBA-Tastic

"Introducing our new 'Take a Chance' Cake Reclamation Program!"

("Cue music!")

If they change their MINDS!

Pipe on thick white lines.

Wait, that's not 3?

Cross it out! Who'll see?

Don't want your mistakes to show?

Slap some frosting down!

Go on fix it, THEY won't know!

Everyone likes brown!

If you're all a-LONE!

'cause the bak'ry staff has gone.

Get a piping plea?

Try a black Sharpie!

Wanna do your VERY best?

Scrape it off, bye-bye!

Transform that MINNIE mess!

Now it's a bow tie.

Take a chance, you'll see...

(That's all I ask of you... Buddy?)

All this cake ain't free!

[music screeches to a halt]

Er, that'll be $37.50, please.

Thanks to Christina B., Limmuel B., Katie T., Stephanie P., Chay H., Kristin A., Kris, & Wendy B for the Money Money Money.

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THIS IS HALLOWEEN THIS IS HALLOWEEN

It's October 1st, bakers.

You know what that means.

BRING ON THE HALLOWEEN CAKES!!

Aw yeeeeah. This is gonna be good.

YASSSS

Is that a ghost being electrocuted?

BECAUSE I LIKE IT.

Er...

I mean... Sure! Yeah! Keep 'em coming!

Wait, what...?

Why?

Is that a nipple

what is happening

stop it

Thanks to E.L., Jack, Crickie, Alacia, Jennifer C., Tina S., Lorinda R., & Igor V. for the reminder that something wrecky this way comes. Actually, a lot of somethings. And I, for one, CAN'T WAIT. Muahahaaaaaa!

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