Do You Copy?

When you order a Minnie Mouse cake:

... and get a Goofy wreck:

Ouch.

We all know bakers get some strange requests when it comes to cake designs, but c'mon, who here would take this order:

... and NOT just print it out on edible paper?

This baker, that's who:

SLAM DUNK.

Not the cake we deserve:

... but the cake we need:

Yep.
I needed that.

And now, your moment of Jen:

Thanks to Meagan D., Idia L., Alexis O., & John & Jenni E. for the cakes. No. Really.

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

The Far Side Of Cake, Vol 11

If Dr. Seuss wrote naughty adult books:

I do not like them
Sam-I-Am
I do not like
Green eggs and wang

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Of course, those who knew what to look for could see the early signs of favoritism:

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...then after he lost the Geico gig, he did a series of humiliating spots for a local Hot Dog stand.

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Days turned to weeks, and weeks to months. Then, one chilly Fall morning, they found them:

10 pristine John Deere hats, carefully arranged around the meadow edges - but not a single tractor in sight.

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"Loves: nature, hunting his kids, volunteering."

Just another reminder of the importance of proper comma use, my friends.

Thanks to Erin H., Amber M., Erin B., Julia K., & Sober (ha!) for setting our sights on the far side.

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And from my other blog, Epbot: