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A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

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- Jen
Monday
Nov262018

The Far Side Of Cake, Vol 11

If Dr. Seuss wrote naughty adult books:

I do not like them
Sam-I-Am
I do not like
Green eggs and wang

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Of course, those who knew what to look for could see the early signs of favoritism:

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...then after he lost the Geico gig, he did a series of humiliating spots for a local Hot Dog stand.

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Days turned to weeks, and weeks to months. Then, one chilly Fall morning, they found them:

10 pristine John Deere hats, carefully arranged around the meadow edges - but not a single tractor in sight.

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"Loves: nature, hunting his kids, volunteering."

Just another reminder of the importance of proper comma use, my friends.

 

Thanks to Erin H., Amber M., Erin B., Julia K., & Sober (ha!) for setting our sights on the far side.

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Reader Comments (10)

#2… For whom the bell tolls???

November 26, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterShirley

1) And here I thought this was a school science microbe experiment that mutated and got out of control.
2) So heaven has a Gong Show?
3) The result of Hamburglar and Kermit cloning experiment.
4) I bet you were up from sunrise to sunset un-till you came up with this one. Were you going to combine it with any other ideas? This cake is too big, maybe it should have been cropped. But I don't want to complain too much, lest anyone think I'm a belly acre. There's also not a big farm building on the cake - you know, barn none. And I keep looking for this guy in my laptop, but I can never find a farmer in the Dell.
5) Dora's come over all dead, so we're giving her the afternoon off.

November 26, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterMike

Jen, I'm afraid that last cake was meant to be funny to terrible people and not a hilarious/inexplicable mistake at all (I don't think it's a coincidence they used Dora the Explorer as the kid).

November 26, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterJK

Nice to see a racist cake on a Monday morning. Sheesh. Some people...Poor Dora.

November 26, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterSika

I think the last one was a deliberate, well, potshot at Dora.

November 26, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterClassic Steve

Third from the end- is that a hot dog, or a frowning hamburger? I don’t get what it has to do with the label on the lid that says Holidays.

November 26, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterChicago
November 26, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterChristopher

Oh my gosh... now I can't stop laughing at green eggs and wang lmao. I will never read that book the same again. Thanks wreckerators lol.

November 27, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterArlene Marie

Bless you guys for not seeing it, but someone shooting at brown folks across a river is REALLY problematic. Especially with what is going on in San Ysidro right now.

November 27, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterStephanie

Y'all saying, "Poor Dora", but what about Diego?

November 29, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterTsuyoikuma

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