Hey Look! A Penguin!

My friends, it's 3:17 AM.

DO YOU KNOW THIS IS A PENGUIN?

Well it is.

And now you are AWARE.

Sunday was Penguin Awareness Day, so here are a few more facts you should know:

FACT: Penguins have hinged necks, and can swivel their chins up 160 degrees.

Or maybe this one was hit by a truck.

Either way, best not to step over it while wearing a skirt.

FACT: Penguins are part ninja. One could be sneaking up behind you at this very moment, and you would never know.

A dark aura of foreboding washed over Rudolph... along with the faint scent of kippers.

FACT: Penguins have an affinity for lifting classic cars with their beaks.
It really impresses the hot chicks.

"Vroom vroom, mutha*&!@r!"

FACT: Penguins don't die.
Well, ok, they DO die, but then they turn into ghost penguins, which are, like, WAY cooler.

FACT: That "cooler" line was totally intentional.

FACT: Penguins can actually melt in water tainted with 2000 Flushes.

So no splashing.

Thanks to Traci G., Stefanya M., Michele K., Ginie, Chardy C., & Gene H. for nuthin' but the facts, man.

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Cake Wrecks, Too: The Search For Happ

It's "Hunt for Happiness Week," minions, and I think I'm off to a good start:

We're close. I CAN ALMOST FEE

(I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to know if Liz & Matt are... dogs?)

This one definitely wanted "happiness":

...but something decidedly non-happy has happened here.

Ohh, oh! What's this?!

YASSSSSSwait. "Shawers?"

Dangit. We were so close, Alanna.

Say, have I mentioned it's also Sugar Awareness Week?

And were you aware that you can Photoshop your own face and all your pets into a fantastically ridiculous edible image on a big sugary sheet cake?

Boom. We've done it, team. WE'VE FOUND HAPPINESS.

Thanks to Patty S., Melissa M., Alanna R., & Lauren for being 'bout that life. Me, too, gang. ME, TOO.

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