Spider-Man Day!

It's Spider-Man Day, minions, and let me tell you, this is one busy superhero.

Whether he's stretching out tangled telephone cords:

... starring in modern art installations:

... or helping out at the local mammogram center:

... this guy gets around!

Then there's his successful rap career:

Just call him "P-Spiddy."

...and the way he keeps us guessing where his web REALLY comes from:

::thppppbbbbbttt::

Still, as with anyone we love and admire, the important thing is that we celebrate Spider-Man today in a respectful, time-honored way:

By eating a horror show of his face.

Thanks to Katy P., Ashley P., Amy G., Julie B., Justin S., Deanna M., Solenn I., & Ann L, who also reminds us to NEVER FORGET:

[whispers] Never forget.

(I'm delighted to report that this balloon is still being made, and is available on Amazon. Do with this information what you will.)

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

There's Really Only One Direction This Can Go...

Wrecky minion Catie paid her bakery $150 to make a Death Star cake something like this:

(Anyone else have a baaaad feeling about this?)

Here's what she got:

THAT'S NO DEATH STAR.

I especially like the paper cut-outs of light sabers. o.0

Over in Things That Actually Exist, here's the "One Direction Chart Topping Cupcake Kit:"

They had to make the frosting chocolate, didn't they.

Now, granted, those weren't made by a professional baker. As we all know, a professional would make that kit look truly... er...

Never mind.

(WHY IS IT SO GREEN?! *hurk*)

According to the bakery where Stacie bought it, this is a dolphin:

A DOLPHIN.

Really.

And finally, yes, I'm sure it's intentional, and it's probably not even new, but it made me laugh, so HERE:

Thanks to Catie, Matthew C., Anne, Stacie S., & Sandra O. for inspiring everyone's next office birthday cake.

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Also I’m sad to report, dear minions, that I couldn’t find the One Direction Chart Topping Cupcake Kit on Amazon … but I DID find this:

The One Direction “Girl Talk” Board Game.

ERMERGERSH. Anyone else tempted to get some cupcakes and some wine coolers and make a night of this?

And on my other site, Epbot: