Instagram VS Reality, Vol. 2

I'm back with more lofty inspiration photos and the wrecks they inspired, because sometimes we all need to aim high, crash hard, and have a good laugh.

INSTAGRAM:

 REALITY:

... Or maybe a good cry?

INSTAGRAM:

REALITY:

I checked.

It *IS* tinfoil.

The bride loved baseball, so this next one was what they ordered for her bridal shower.

INSTAGRAM:

REALITY:

Again. BRIDAL SHOWER.

I bet she needed a drink after that, eh?

And speaking of...

INSTAGRAM:

 REALITY:

Now we ALL need a drink.

And finally, my favorite:

INSTAGRAM:

 REALITY:

"OH NO NOT AGAIN."

Raise your hand if you'll be seeing this in your nightmares later.

::raises both hands::

Thanks to Robin E., Kimberly S., Mike C., Olga F., & Michelle W. for the always welcome excuse to quote Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. That's always a whale of a time.
Oh wait, I found an adorable palate cleanser for us:

Color-Changing Whale Night Light

How cute is this?? He's squishy, too. Hm, I wonder if the cats need a nightlight... ?

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

Accidental Cattiness

They asked for Happy Birthday, with a drawing of a sun.

That's some stellar work.

Remember the days of "paper or plastic?"
Now we just have to guess which it is:

Either way, you're getting plenty of fiber!

(To be washed down with bitter, bitter tears.)

These are supposed to be pencils:

And this was supposed to bid farewell to summer.

And now, just to get us REALLY depressed:

The Future Of Cake Decorating, summed up in a single image:

(Read the box, my friends. Read it, AND WEEP.)

You scream, I scream, we all just keep screaming.

No, no, I won't leave you like that! Here's one last giggle to make it all better:

Jack really likes football, which is what his parents explained to the bakery. More specifically, he's a big fan of the Colts.

Ahh, but GUESS WHAT THE BAKERY HEARD.

Thanks to Kelly L., Emily B., Robert K., Karla C., Claire W., & Sarah B. for proving cats really DO make everything better.

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Look! MORE PROOF:

Galaxy Cat Space Hat

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And from my other blog, Epbot: