The Cake Wrecks Ghosthunters' Guide

It's officially Ghost Season, fellow Ghost Hunters, but there's more to bagging a boggart than you might think!

First you need the gear, so gather up your tape recorder, flashlight, vintage 1997 camcorder, easily-startled jock friends, and 5-year series contract from the History Channel.

Next, KNOW YOUR GHOSTS. Here's a quick run down of the species of specters you're most likely to spot, plus a few tips for dealing with them:

Thieving Genies:

Watch out, they spit!

Whirling Hurlers:

Watch out, they puke!

(Ewwwww)

Coneheads:

These traffic-stoppers travel in packs. Steer clear.

Startled Farts:

"Listen! Do you smell something?"

The Mummy Dearest:

If she says she needs to unwind, RUN.

Town Criers:

Don't let them spook you; they're all talk.

Schoolyard Bullies:

... but these ones WILL take your lunch money.

Puddle Poltergeist:

Watch your step around these spirits; they're really sticky.

And finally,

Spectral Swimmers:

Always wear protection around these guys. Trust me. 

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Happy Hunting!

Thanks to Ben A., Lori C., Cynthia P., Deon M., Elizabeth M., Kate F., Kristy T., Mary Anne S., & Jennifer B. for raising our spirits.

P.S. You know what hits the spot after a long day of ghost-hunting?

A Bottle of Boos! Hee!

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No No, Thank YOU, Canada

Today may be Columbus Day here in the U.S., but it's also Canadian Thanksgiving, so....

DRIPPY POO WANG TIME, Y'ALL!

I kid, I kid.

After all, there's so much more to Canada's day of thanks than just drippy poo wangs.

There are also HUUUGE... tracts of pumpkins.

And Turkey Castles!

And... dead... scarecrows?

Whoa. Little dark, there, Canada.

Anyway, I just wanted to say how thankful *I* am for you, Canada, with your sweet people, your incredibly tolerant and forgiving sense of humor, and, of course, that adorable Canadian accent:

Now go gooble 'til ya wooble, you crazy kids.

Thanks to Steve G., Courtney W., Katheleine G., Michelle D., & Kyle S. who all hope Facebook doesn’t ban this one, too. O.o

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And if you’ve ever wanted a Thanksgiving shirt with the Friends Turkey on it, well, I’ve got you covered.

Thanksgiving T-shirt

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