These Santa Cakes Are Holiday Nightmare Fuel

You better watch out

You better not cry

Better not pout

I'm telling you why!

Ahem.

He sees you when you're sleeping!

He knows when you're awake

He knows if you've been bad or good

So be good

or he might just murder you!

Oh!

You better watch out
You better not cry!

(He'll hear you)

You better not pout
I'm telling you why

Thanks to Mark, Carissa B., Michelle H., Leah S., Eloise C., Vicki L., Christine K., Moe L., & Kristin B. for inspiring us to board up the fireplace come Christmas Eve.

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Oh hey, if you're shopping online this week, remember to check out my Amazon shop front! I have lists of funny gifts and clothes and toys and such that might help inspire you for those hard-to-buy-for types:

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

The Bad News Barbies

It's Barbie and Barney Backlash Day, minions, which is not only a weird thing to celebrate, but also a really weird pairing, right? Like, why just those two? Are they really getting the same amount of snark? 'Cuz I'd imagine a singing purple dinosaur would get WAY more grief than an anatomically impossible bombshell with 200 careers under her belt.

So just to settle this scientifically, here it comes, the Cake Wrecks Battle Royale of the Century: 

BARBIE

VS

 BARNEY

In this corner!

MEATBALL BARBIE!

And in this corner:

Probably one of the California raisins.
Jim? Yeah, I'm thinking it's Jim. Jim Raisin.

*Ahem*

AND IN THIS CORNER!

"Sugar Plumber Fairy" Barbie!

AND IN THIS OTHER CORNER

Ermergersh Bernie!

  BUT WAIT, THERE ARE MORE CORNERS!

IN THIS ONE OVER HERE:

Drunk Wedding Guest Barbie®!

(She holds her own hair back so you don't have to!)

AND IN THE CORNER OF YOUR CLOSET...

BEELZE-BARNEY!

*BEELZE-BARNEY WILL EAT YOUR SOUL*

So hey, happy birthday, kid.

Thanks to Jessi C., Trish T., Kim M., Kim Y., Lisa C., & Chris C. for proving Barney should definitely be getting the most backlash. YEESH.

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OK, I have to show you guys this, because who else remembers having this Barbie?!

Day-to-Night Barbie

This stopped me in my tracks when I found it on Amazon; so many memories! Her business suit transforms into a party dress, and she comes with all kinds of accessories. It makes me so happy that they're selling these reproductions!

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And from my other blog, Epbot: