Workin’ That Aangel

This is what it looks like when the Walmart bakery officially runs out of ideas:

(I was going to blur the label, buuuuuut....)

You probably think this teddy bear design looks pretty simple, right?

Couple of circles, arms, legs, poof. Easy.

WELL THINK AGAIN:

I'm most fascinated by the bow tie. How...?

The baker seemed confused by their request, so Chris B. clarified: "You know, a road that you drive on?"

The good news is, they DID get the road.

And finally, a tragic tableau, right there in the potato chip aisle:

[sad music playing]

Jason K. found this abandoned shopping cart on his latest snack run, and it tells a rich tale.
A tale of incompetence, good manners, and a fast get-away car:

Happy Bathby, Aangel. Wherever you are.

Thanks to Hannah H., Scott M., Jennifer B., Chris B., & Jason K. for potentially starting a new trend. We'll call it the "shop, drop, and RUN."

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Oh hey, if you're shopping online this week, remember to check out my Amazon shop front! I have lists of funny gifts and clothes and toys and such that might help inspire you for those hard-to-buy-for types:

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

These Santa Cakes Are Holiday Nightmare Fuel

You better watch out

You better not cry

Better not pout

I'm telling you why!

Ahem.

He sees you when you're sleeping!

He knows when you're awake

He knows if you've been bad or good

So be good

or he might just murder you!

Oh!

You better watch out
You better not cry!

(He'll hear you)

You better not pout
I'm telling you why

Thanks to Mark, Carissa B., Michelle H., Leah S., Eloise C., Vicki L., Christine K., Moe L., & Kristin B. for inspiring us to board up the fireplace come Christmas Eve.

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Oh hey, if you're shopping online this week, remember to check out my Amazon shop front! I have lists of funny gifts and clothes and toys and such that might help inspire you for those hard-to-buy-for types:

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And from my other blog, Epbot: