It's The Most Wreckiest Time...

Don't you just love all the decorations this time of year? Everything's so colorful and cheerful and sparkly...

[side eye]

Er...

And then there are all the happy faces!

Not to mention the dazzling store displays:

0.O

SWEET STAYPUFT NO

Well, at least we know Geri loves Christmas:

Yeah, do it, Geri! It'll be the prettiest wedding evah.

I'll leave you with what is apparently a Doctor Who ugly Christmas sweater... cupcake cake [patooie!]:

As a geek girl, I can't decide if I should snort-laugh or applaud.
I'm torn, I tell you. TORN LIKE AN OLD CHRISTMAS SWEATER... cupcake cake. [patooie!]

Thanks to Julie B., Robyn C., Jill S., Christy S., Cathi R., & Heidi S. for the holly jolly wreck-fest.

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

8 Christmas Cakes So Bad They're Good (For A Belly Laugh)

'Tis the season to count your wreckage.

1) This cup of "Coco"

2) A Holiday Joint

I think it's an elbow.

3) Gingerbread X-Rays

DANGIT TSA IS NOTHING SACRED

4) Santa?

Even he doesn't know what's on his head.

5) A Cluster Cluck of Wrapping Paper:

Actual Conversation Between Me and John Regarding This Cake:

Me: [zooming in on wrapping] "Um, can you tell what this is?"
John: [squinting] "That's Santa... holding an accordion."
Me: [pause] "Is Santa a chicken?"
John: [longer pause] "Yes, yes he is."

6) Santa's "Sleigh":

I think I deserve a gold medal for figuring this one out, you guys.

7) A Snowman, Probably:

See the scarf and hat?

8) Poo-dolf, the Leech-Nosed Colon Cleaner:

Ho Ho NO.

Thanks to Sherri B., Allie D., Heather G., Surlana, Amelia K., Sydney B., Julie A., & Jeffrey C. for making it rain, dear.

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Oh hey, if you're doing last minute shopping this week, remember to check out my Amazon shop front! I have lists of funny gifts and clothes and toys and such that might help inspire you for those hard-to-buy-for types:

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And from my other blog, Epbot: