A Darkly Dreaming Christmas

Er...

WRONG HOLIDAY, SIGN GUY

The "I've been extra good" plate is the ironic cherry on top.

 And if you're wondering what a demonic Santa would look like:

To quote a philosopher from the early 1990s, "Woomp, there it is."

 I bet this bakery display seemed like a good idea at the time:

... but in practice, your guests end up eating Cthulhu's face.

(Hang on, that's actually kind of awesome. Never mind, baker, CARRY ON.)

This season, BEWARE OF LOITERING IGLOO CLOWNS:

Trust me, they're always up to some funny business.

Things You Don't Want To Find Under The Tree Christmas Morning:

And you thought last year's pack of underwear was crappy.

And finally, 

How To Tell If Santa's Been Watching Youtube Makeup Tutorials Again:

Is that glitter highlighter? Dang, girl. GET IT.

Thanks to Keely M., G.Z., Lisa S., Stephanie B., Laura R., & Kris D., for the many sides of St. Nick.

Oh, and Mary Christmis everybuddy!

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P.S. - I feel like Glamour Santa would approve of this:

Unicorn Snot Lip Gloss

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

It's The Most Wreckiest Time...

Don't you just love all the decorations this time of year? Everything's so colorful and cheerful and sparkly...

[side eye]

Er...

And then there are all the happy faces!

Not to mention the dazzling store displays:

0.O

SWEET STAYPUFT NO

Well, at least we know Geri loves Christmas:

Yeah, do it, Geri! It'll be the prettiest wedding evah.

I'll leave you with what is apparently a Doctor Who ugly Christmas sweater... cupcake cake [patooie!]:

As a geek girl, I can't decide if I should snort-laugh or applaud.
I'm torn, I tell you. TORN LIKE AN OLD CHRISTMAS SWEATER... cupcake cake. [patooie!]

Thanks to Julie B., Robyn C., Jill S., Christy S., Cathi R., & Heidi S. for the holly jolly wreck-fest.

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And from my other blog, Epbot: