Dragon Appreciation Day

It's Appreciate A Dragon Day, minions, but there's a problem: I can't tell the dragon cakes from the dinosaur cakes.

I know, I know! This should be easy, right?

AND YET

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Huh.

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Um…

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OH COME ON.

Are some of these breathing fire or sticking their tongues out?

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Now, I can already hear you telling the screen that dragons have WINGS. And believe me, I agree with you! I'm just not sure these bakers do:

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That's totally breathing fire, right? On its own back leg?

In fact, the only one I found with definite wings is the least dragon-looking of them all:

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All I see is a sassy snake with its arm on its hip. "Oh you did NOT just call me a Wyrm."

Well, minions, I guess today we've learned the line between cake dino and cake dragon is a blurry one - and that it can always be worse:

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What the actual heck, Barb.


Thanks to Valerie D. Suse B., Jana H., Gayle T., Jennifer J., Kara S., & Melissa R. for dragon this out.

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P.S. I just found this book and I am MELTING:

Tiny T. Rex And The Impossible Hug

Absolutely the cutest, sweetest story for your favorite dino-loving kids. (Or adults!)

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

The Weirdest Apology Cake I've Seen Yet

At long last, I think I've finally found it, you guys:

The World's Most Interesting Conversation Starter

Yep, I suggest you single types out there bring this to your next Bingo mixer, luau party, rave, etc*

[*I haven't dated in a while, but I trust these are still the hippest happenings.]

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Or, if you're NOT single, just think how handy this will be at the next family reunion!

 

A few sample openers:

How do you accidentally pee in a dryer? (Feel free to sketch your answers on this napkin.)

How do you not KNOW whether or not you accidentally peed in a dryer?
Follow Up: And have *you* ever been that drunk?
What kind of relationship do you think would be appeased [snerk] by a cake apology for the aforementioned potential accidental dryer peeing?
Follow Up: Could you see yourself in that kind of relationship?

 

And most importantly:
Are you going to eat that?

 

Thanks to Katie for putting a new spin on the #1 apology cake.

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I'd love to see one of these filled out for accidental dryer peeing:

Apology Note Pad

"I forgot you didn't like that."

Bahahaha!

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And from my other blog, Epbot: