The Write Stuff

For Handwriting Analysis Week I thought we should take a fair, unbiased look at what kind of sick, twisted deviants could be writing on our cakes with their sick, twisted piping bags.

For SCIENCE!

Exhibit A.

One can observe from the jagged, hesitant strokes and middle patterns that this individual has an impulsive emotional responsiveness and cautious self-castigation. Also present: a nagging apprehension that she left the coffee maker on.

Exhibit 2.

Note the broadminded structures and upward slant that shows a tendency toward self-deceit and argumentative euphoria, with a perfunctory nod to antidisestablishmentarianism. Tsk. So typical.

Exhibit 6.

Totally horny.

Exhibit IV.

Horny, with a side of cautious self-castigation.

Exhibit È.

Randy as a tipsy Newman.

Exhibit Spoon.

Potential ax-murderer. Who is horny.

And finally:

Exhibit Nein.

A magical unicorn with telekinetic powers.

Or an overworked shift manager, who has a headache.

[shifty eyes]

SCIENCE!!

Thanks to Arthur S., Breanne S., Nikki M., Marcela T., Christy H., Kayla G., & Stephanie K. for making every hyper-active preschooler with a crayon look down right talented.

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P.S. I thought you guys might like some "humerus" pens:

Medical Pen Gift Set

GET IT? "HUMERUS"?

Actually this set comes with all the syringes & little pill pens, too, for only $10! And I'm not at all bitter over the fact that I just bought one - ONE! - of those pill pens from a shop here in Orlando for $5. :)  (It's super adorable, though; it telescopes open!)

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

AND NOT A SINGLE FART JOKE

Prepare to be FLUSHED with excitement, minions, because today... is Thomas Crapper Day.

I know, it sneaks up on me every year, too.

BUTT never fear: I have just the cakes to celebrate!

How about this lovely...

Poo-quet?

(You know, like bouquet? WORK WITH ME PEOPLE)

Or perhaps you prefer your poop prehistoric:

Ooph. That head was a real crapshoot.

(Please, try to contain your excrement.)

Anyone else go nuts for donuts?

Wait, "caterpillars"?

Look more like dung beetles to me.

::rim shot::

Or how about this classic chart-topper:

Droppings like it's hot. 

Well, however you celebrate today, minions, may you be happy as a pig in poop:

OH! And don't forget to continue this moving celebration on Sunday during the Big Game!

GO GO GO SUPER BOWEL

Thanks to Elizabeth R., Jay R., Kristin H., Fiona H., Katherine B., & Kelly M. for updating the log.

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I can only imagine how proud Thomas Crapper would be to know this exists:

16 Color Toilet Night Light

Just think of all the sweet family memories you can create!

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And now a unicorn chaser from my other blog, Epbot: