I See What They Were Going For Here, But It Comes Off SUUUUUPER Passive Aggressive

It's a "bird!"

It's a "plane!"

It may or may not be a man!

 Still, at least that one LOOKS lovely.

::meaningful look of foreshadowing::

 Then there's the couple who asked for a Superman logo on the groom's cake, like this:

... but instead, they got this:

Oh, dear. Ohhhhhh dear.

I was about to ask which of those two you'd rather have, but I have a third option to get off my chest:

Listen, whatever you do, do not focus on the thumbs.

Thanks to Gina P., Ashley J., & Li L. for making all of us squint at the screen and then start flexing our thumbs in weird ways. (YOU KNOW YOU DID IT, TOO.)

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P.S. How adorable is this pillow case set?? This would be the cutest gift for Valentines' Day:

D'awww.

Check out the Amazon listing to see their Spider-Man & Batman designs, too!

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

These Wrecks Are Not What They Theme

They wanted the cake "very Christmassy."

They got it:

And at least Asa did get the Giants' colors:

Just with bonus text and parenthesis.

Katie wasn't so lucky with her American Girl themed cake, though:

To be fair, I'm not sure how you'd do an American Girl theme. Maybe line the edges with fifty dollar bills? And then set them on fire? That WOULD save on candles...

(Only joshing, AG. I'm sure your $500 bakery play set is a bargain at twice the price.)

Of course, even when the baker understands exactly what you want, that's still no guarantee. After all, poor Liz here wanted a cowboy theme:

o.0

Get along, lil' doggie.

Thanks to Kathy A., Gene A., Katie S., & Liz B. for rustlin' up them wrecky victuals.

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And since all I can see on that last one is a slice of pepperoni pizza... behold!

Pizza Hooded Jumpsuit

 I dare any of you to wear this.

:D

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And from my other blog, Epbot: