Oodles and Noodles of "Fun"

Minions, a cafe in Jakarta has recently started selling "cakes" made out of Ramen Noodles, and as you might imagine.... I HAVE THOUGHTS.

Which I will now express in Office gifs, because this is the internet.

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Thanks(?) to Crafty Diply for the nightmare fuel. Hit the link if you want to know more - although how they get these things to stay in shape remains a mystery for the ages.

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Or, hey, if you really love Ramen that much, then why not get a cute note pad instead?

Ramen Notes

These are way cuter (the paper is printed with noodles!) AND it won't scar anyone for life. WIN WIN.

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

This Tuesday Isn't Fat, It's Fluffy

Egads, you guys, I almost forgot today was Mardi Gras!!

Thank goodness the wreckerators out there have given us so many helpful reminders. You know, like all the beads:

("The better to hide our wrecks with, my dear!")

...and the toxic mold rings:

(Listen closely, and you can actually hear the dough screaming.)

Not to mention the plethora of choking hazards:

...the terrifying non-sequiturs:

(Give it up, Lady Cassandra - we know it's you!)

...and, of course, the dessert Mardi Gras is most famous for:

The colossal caramel apple pie.

Topped with a tiny plastic Baby Jesus.

Giving you the finger.

And, hey, if that doesn't say "Happy Marti Gras !", then this cake does:

So there.

Many Mardi Gras thanks to Naomi S., Janet, Mike R., Laurie E., Debbi P., & Andrew G., who get ALL the beads - once they flash me their... pearly whites.

And by "pearly whites"I mean "boobs." You, too, fellas!

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Oh hey, if you’re shopping online this week, remember to check out my Amazon shop front! I have lists of funny gifts and clothes and toys and such that might help inspire you for those hard-to-buy-for types. Plus it helps support the site:

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And from my other blog, Epbot: