"You Wanted What Now?"

The baker asked Beth how she wanted the writing to look: cursive, all-caps, etc.

"Oh, just regular."

The constipated ones don't get cake.

 Karin asked that her friend's cake be served with Korbel Brut, a type of champagne:

"A TOAST... TO CAKE WRECKS."

(Anyone else wondering what the baker drew under those chocolates on the edge?)

Lee asked for a cake with Halloween decorations:

I'm so glad Lee explained; I stared at this forever wondering why they abbreviated "December."

 Then the Mevers family asked the baker to write Big Daddy in brown.

And it's big, big, Daddy Brown. 

Biggest Dad in the whole dang town!

Bigger than ol' King Kong

Sweeter than a Hostess' Ding Dong

Ahem.

And finally, Thomas' bakery didn't understand what "Semper Fi" was or how to spell it, so he told them to look up "Military Marines."

Wow, Thomas, there are just... so many... ways that could go wrong.

And happily the bakery did almost all of them.

PERFECT.

Thanks to Beth D. Karen B., Lee J., the Mevers, & Thomas V. for that Lookap.

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This might be a better option for next time, Thomas:

Marine Corps Leather Drink Coasters

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

Oodles and Noodles of "Fun"

Minions, a cafe in Jakarta has recently started selling "cakes" made out of Ramen Noodles, and as you might imagine.... I HAVE THOUGHTS.

Which I will now express in Office gifs, because this is the internet.

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Thanks(?) to Crafty Diply for the nightmare fuel. Hit the link if you want to know more - although how they get these things to stay in shape remains a mystery for the ages.

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Or, hey, if you really love Ramen that much, then why not get a cute note pad instead?

Ramen Notes

These are way cuter (the paper is printed with noodles!) AND it won't scar anyone for life. WIN WIN.

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And from my other blog, Epbot: