If St. Patrick's Day Was A Horror Movie

[movie announcer voice]
It's the slasher/horror/thriller of the season, and it's coming... FOR YOU.

But, like, in a scary way. (Perv.)

You WILL be scared.

[Wilhelm scream]

You WILL have questions.

"Hang on, how do mutant shamrocks even HOLD knives? I mean, if you think abo...
AAAAAAAANEVERMINDRUUUUUUN!"

You MAY lose your lunch.

"Dangit, Darryl!!"

So pucker up, baby:

...and get ready...

"Why's it always have to be snakes?"

...to kiss your Blarney stone... goodbye.

COOKIE PUSS GETS LUCKY
the horror show you'll never believe is family-friendly, but it is, honest, just maybe don't google that exact phrase with your 'safe search' off.

COMING SOON.

...IN A SCARY WAY.

Thanks to Alexandra F., Sharon S., Jenn L., Dee C., Gina L., Rhonda M., & Jess R. for striking gold with these finds.

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I typed in "shamrock" to search for something cute to link today, and I kid you not, this was the 3rd row of search results:

One of these things is not like the others...

But hey, if you want to make some special "Shamrock Brownies," those molds are only $11 for 3. :D

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

The Mane Event

If only we had some clue what Asher wanted on his birthday cake, minions.

IF ONLY. 

("Splater Icing" would make a great Zamboni name.)

You know how some wrecks are more tragic than others? I mean, if the whole thing is a disaster, eh. But if it's super pretty and then THIS happens:

To quote Jake Peralta, "Oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo."

The irony, it burns.

I move that we start pronouncing it "Sus-kess." In fact, if you find yourself talking to a group of strangers this week, drop that into the conversation and see if anyone stops you. :D

Speaking of subtle goofs that make for obvious hilarity, Tamisha ordered this cute lion cake:

But instead, she got this:

NO LION

Thanks to Dana B., Eveline, & Tamisha H. for proving the line between "cute lion" and "albino murder scarecrow" is a lot thinner than we thought. 

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P.S. Have any of you tried the new "diamond painting" kits?

Lion 5D Diamond Painting, 12X16 Kit

You stick all the tiny plastic gems in place like a paint-by-number, and for less than $10, I'm thinking I want get this one to try it out. I love puzzles and tedious model kits, so this sounds just my speed. Plus this picture is from a buyer in the reviews, so I feel more confident it actually looks like this. Anyway, let me know if you've put one of these together, and if so how you like them!

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And from my other blog, Epbot: