A Thank You Note To Wreckerators

I'd like to take a moment to thank the people who've made the last 12 years of my life possible:

The wreckerators.

Dear Wreckorators,
Hi. It's me again.
Listen, I know you're busy...

Groovy.

...and I don't want to distract you...

So close.

...but I want you to know how much we all appreciate you.
Because you're specail.
EXTRA specail.

Without you, the world would never have experienced the glory of edible baby butts:

Or known that balloons could look this much like sperm:

And brides-to-be wouldn't lose nearly as much sleep.

Plus, without you, wreckerators, I wouldn't question my ability to spell "congratulations" on a near-daily basis.

Is this right? I've got 173 more unpublished misspellings of this word waiting in the archives, so... I HAVE NO IDEA.

Yes, wreckerators, you've made the world a vastly more interesting place, and I for one love it.

Here's to us being Best Buds literally forever:

Or literally in center.

That works, too.

Thanks to Susan H., Debi E., Erika P., Bria C., Tess B.,Virgina B., KM, & Michelle E. for reminding us just how sad a wreck-less life would be.

*****

P.S. Are you looking to express your love and appreciation to someone this week, too? Then here's the gift that's literally worth its weight in gold this week:

Romantic Toilet Paper

Now that's love.

*****

And from my other blog, Epbot:

Wedding Missed Marks, #637

Bethany wanted her wedding cake to be a flight of fancy:

...but instead, we think her baker just winged it:

Melissa, on the other hand, envisioned something with a little more... trunk space:

:D

But ended up with something barking mad:

"Now, make like a tree... and TRY TO LOOK LIKE A TREE."

Muna wisely went with something simple, sleek, and classic:

She figured it'd be much harder to mess this up.

And she was right!

Yes, you might say her baker really rose to the occasion:

...of totally wrecking it up.

Thanks to Bethany M., Melissa G., & Muna J. for taking her lumps and living to tell the tale.

*****

Hey, speaking of roses (not all these segues can be gold, alright?), THIS IS SO COOL:

 Immortal Roses

They're real roses perfectly preserved in a pretty metal gift box - which comes inside another gift box, which is then put in a shipping box and then mailed to you, so I suspect Yzma's involvement somehow. BONUS. They also come in gold and with lots more pretty colors! (The red and gold is totally Beauty and the Beast.)

*****

And from my other blog, Epbot: