"Baby Sowers" Vs "Noovs"

Here's a late Valentine's submission that TRUMPS all others:

Hmm. I'm pretty sure every joke I could make here will get me in trouble.

This is my face right now:

Also, seriously, bakers, what is the DEAL with your Ninja Turtle cakes? 0.o

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If you think about it, a baby shower IS reaping what you sow...

Though doesn't that make this more appropriate for the baby's dad?

(Oooh, can we swap out "baby daddy" for "baby sower?" That is SO MUCH BETTER, you guys.
Assuming you're into plant puns. Which, c'mon, who isn't?)

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More Words That Don't Mean What Bakers Think They Mean:
Ombre

Bakers, you keep using that word.

Stop it.

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Jenn's office ordered a cookie cake for their new employees, and asked the bakery to write, "Welcome, Noobs!" on it.

They got this:

Oh, wow - I just realized "welcome" is misspelled, too.

So... the only word they got right... is the one that wasn't supposed to be there.

Bravo, bakers. BRAVO.

Thanks to Maria C., Gary R., Yinner, Denise K., & Jenn for proving her bakers really are comma noobs.

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P.S. And just so we're clear on what "ombré" means:

Pink Ombré Tassel Earrings

Look how pretty! Plus they have 30 different color variations to choose from. WOWIE.

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

Spider-Man And Elsa Walk Into The Millennium Falcon...

Amber's twins were having a birthday, and just so we're clear, by "twins" I mean her actual children. Just covering all the bases for you long-term readers. (FLAAAAASHBAAAAACK.)

Anyhoo, since Amber is one of those awesome moms who doesn't make her kids share a cake, she ordered two. First, this Spider-Man design:

...which ended up looking surprisingly good!

Unless maybe you can read:

Why is "Spiders Man" there?
(Spiders Man says: "I'm not even supposed to be here today.")

I like how the baker combined the D and the A, though. Good space-saver.

Well, we can hope Amber's other cake came out OK, right?

Ohhh, hang on, she ordered which design?

ABANDON HOPE NOW.

::sigh::
Oh, look. Now the mountains are saggy balls with spooge on top.
::bigger sigh::
::that ends with head on keyboard::
::followed by a long moment of silence::

Of course, by now we've seen approximately three metric crap-tons of Frozen wrecks - so let's switch it up a bit and see how Vanessa fared with this new Star Wars design:

Vanessa asked the bakery to make a round version, which they said was no problem.

Uh... Wreckies?

WE HAVE A PROBLEM.

Note Vanessa's hand holding up the cake from behind.

The cherry on top was when the baker who handed her the cake said, "There wasn't any room for decorations," and plopped down a plastic bag with all the ships and stuff in it.

DROID PLEASE.

Thanks to Amber S. & Vanessa B. for wreckin' it by the book.

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For anyone who likes assembling their own Star Wars ships, check this out:

Build and Play Millennium Falcom

It's an easy-to-build model (only 19 pieces) that comes with lights and sound effects! Not bad for $23.

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And from my other blog, Epbot: