Why Is It Always Clowns?

And now, the conclusion of Jen living out her dreams of being a Richard Marx cover band. 

(Wait, can one person be a band? Am I a one-woman-Marx band? Huh. Tell you what, let's skip this discussion and just get on with the rest of the song. Unless you missed Part 1 yesterday. Then click here first.)

I took for granted, all the dyes

That I thought would last somehow

I hear the laughter, I sense the fears

Why is it always clowns?

Oh can't you see it, bak'ry

Your old windows are cray-cray

Wherever you go
Whatever you do
They will be wrecked here, waiting for you

For how long it takes,

Until this clown wakes

They will be wrecked here, waiting for you.

[whispers] Waiting for youuuuu.

Thanks to Meg M., Jen V., Laura J., Jeannine A., & Thy D. for that surprisingly creepy turn at the end there. Way to bring it home.

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Don't worry, I won't terrify you with any more clowns down here. Instead, how about we go back to our cleaning theme with these adorable dusters?

Microfiber Hedgehog Mitten Dusters

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

Wrecked Here, Waiting For You

It's National Cleaning Week, minions, which feels appropriate since that's what a lot of you are doing with your extra free time at home. Not me, though. I already work at home, so I have exactly the same amount of free time as before, and I need all of it for browsing Instagram and annoying my cats.

Still, I'm all for cleaning out the old grody stuff and giving things a little refresh. Which was a hint. Directed at these bakeries.

Ahem hem hem. Spotlight over here, boys.

::dramatic hair flip to reveal 80s style mullet::

Cakes fall apart

day after day

And I slowly go insane

 I know this whale isn't mine

But it doesn't stop the pain

 If displays won't last forever

Why do you clean them never?

[chorus of Muppety cake voices starts to sing]

Wherever you go

Whatever you do

We will be wrecked here, waiting for you

For how long it takes
'Til they make new cakes
We will be wrecked here, waiting for youuu

Thanks to Rachel W., Tina H., Sarah H., Wut, Tom H., & George V. for Part 1. That's right, I WROTE THE WHOLE DANG SONG, so tune in tomorrow to keep this 80s ear worm going.

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P.S. If you're like me and would rather have a clean house without actually having to clean it, then do I have the bunny slippers for you:

 Bunny Mop Slippers

They also have ones that look like teddy bears, frogs, and my personal favorite: pigs.

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And from my other blog, Epbot: