Wrecked Here, Waiting For You
It's National Cleaning Week, minions, which feels appropriate since that's what a lot of you are doing with your extra free time at home. Not me, though. I already work at home, so I have exactly the same amount of free time as before, and I need all of it for browsing Instagram and annoying my cats.
Still, I'm all for cleaning out the old grody stuff and giving things a little refresh. Which was a hint. Directed at these bakeries.
Ahem hem hem. Spotlight over here, boys.
::dramatic hair flip to reveal 80s style mullet::
Cakes fall apart
day after day
And I slowly go insane
I know this whale isn't mine
But it doesn't stop the pain
If displays won't last forever
Why do you clean them never?
[chorus of Muppety cake voices starts to sing]
Wherever you go
Whatever you do
We will be wrecked here, waiting for you
For how long it takes
'Til they make new cakes
We will be wrecked here, waiting for youuu
Thanks to Rachel W., Tina H., Sarah H., Wut, Tom H., & George V. for Part 1. That's right, I WROTE THE WHOLE DANG SONG, so tune in tomorrow to keep this 80s ear worm going.
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P.S. If you're like me and would rather have a clean house without actually having to clean it, then do I have the bunny slippers for you:
They also have ones that look like teddy bears, frogs, and my personal favorite: pigs.
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And from my other blog, Epbot:
