The Hunt Is Over

SHOT THROUGH THE HEART

[knowing smirk]

And you're to blame!

Wreckers, you give love

A BAD NAME.

How did this start?

They look all the same!

You give love
a bad name
(bad name!)

You give love...

A BAD NAME.

Thanks to Anony M., Elizabeth, K.J., Jodee, Christy R., Anony M., Shari A., & Amy O., who really needs to explain those last wedding toppers to me. Are the two bucks supposed to be Robert & Stevie? And if so, why are they next to a hunter with a shotgun? ("Aw, look, your wedding avatars are about to be killed! SO SWEET.")

Or maybe the hunter and the tree are getting married, after he shoots a couple of deer? (The hunter, I mean, not the tree.) But why would a tree hugger even WANT to shoot deer? Did they just run out of bride-dragging-the-groom toppers? PLEASE HELP I AM SO CONFUSED.

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Hey look, now you can toast the happy couple at a shotgun wedding with shotgun shell shots!

12 Gauge Shot Glasses (set of 4)

What a time to be alive, y'all.

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

Quarantine Cake Wrecks

Minions, bakeries are really getting serious about this social distancing thing. First we had to stand 6 feet apart in line, now THIS:

That'll stop those germs!

 ...not to mention provide great TikTok content, someone please film this.

For anyone missing their boyfriends in quarantine, bakers have this helpful reminder:

 Actually, two reminders:

1) Don't drink and decorate

2) McDonalds delivers

And for anyone missing their cans of Lysol, Clorox wipes, and every other kind of cleaner because those jerk hoarders bought 'em all:

You know how Skittles' slogan is "Taste the rainbow"?

I wouldn't try that here.

You know how the universal sign for a bad year used to be a dumpster fire? 

It's nice that we can switch that up for 2020:

2020: Year of the Edible TP Roll. (Limit 1)

In fact, from what I can see just about every bakery that's still open is making - and immediately selling out of - TP cupcakes. Which just goes to show: you can take away our parties, our theme parks, our desire to wear anything but PJs, and even our toilet paper - but you can't take away our sense of humor. Keep laughin', minions! ::mwah::

 Thanks to Anony M., Katy M., & Stephanie S. for keeping Cake Wrecks on a roll.

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Social Distancing Champion Tee

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And from my other blog, Epbot: