Maybe The Mini Marshmallows Are Supposed To Be TP?

In case you ever wondered what Ron Swanson would look like as a balding muppet:

"You may have thought you heard me say I would like a lot of cake and ice cream. But what I said was, give me ALL THE CAKE AND ICE CREAM YOU HAVE.

"Please and thank you."

Shannon ordered a "red cake with sprinkles" with "Happy 30th Birthday Fred" on it.

And, you know, technically the bakery got a lot of that right:

See the red sprinkles?

Not really sure what's happening here:

I *think* it's supposed to be a skirt/dress, but all I see is an overflowing science fair experiment. You know, like those baking soda volcanoes? Except this one looks more minty. And... hairy.

0.O

You keep doing you, bakers.

And finally, when you ask for a number 3 train cake:

...and get the #1 train wreck:

Cannot. Stop. Laughing.

Thanks to Amy B., Krystine M., Shannon L., Susan H., & Anony M. for getting us off track.

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P.S. If you thought that Ron Swanson cake was awesome hold on to all your bacon and eggs:

Ron Swanson Reversible Sequin Pillow Cover

I was actually torn between this and the Ron Swanson 2020 shirt. Here's hoping I made the right call.

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

The Only Thing Weirder Than The World Right Now Are These Cakes

Strange times, minions. STRANGE TIMES.

You know what else is strange?

::gestures helplessly::

Whatever is happening here.

I mean, I see a lot of cake faces, but this? This is one in a melon.

HEEEEEEEEEYO

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Jay asked for a "blue frosted carrot cake," but I guess the baker left off the last word and tried to make a blue carrot instead. 

And that's when stuff REALLY got weird:

I have so many questions. Is it a hat? A mountain? A chilly mammogram office?

(BahahahhahahaaaWHAT)

(Also "OW")

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Then there's the exploding... soccer field?... surrounded by Spider-Men:

Or it's a pile of Doritos in a swamp... surrounded by Spider-Men.

Your choice, kid.

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Now...

BRING IN THE HERD OF MIGRATING AMOEBA POO!!

Thank you.

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And finally, minions, always remember, no matter how strange or off-putting the world gets, in the immortal words of this gingerbread man cookie:

"This is fine."

Thanks to Annie K., Jay G., Karyn S., Priscilla L., & Pamela R. for reminding us of 2020's official slogan.

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And hey, if you'd like that slogan on a cool cup with the original meme, VOILA:

Heat Sensitive "This Is Fine" Mug

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And from my other blog, Epbot: