Please Note The Position Of The Frowny Face

Val's friends ordered her a Kansas University cake, with "Go Jayhawks!" on it. There was a little mix-up with the "KU" at the top, though:

Give it a sec.

(When in doubt, always add ellipses.)

This bride and groom ordered a small wedding cake, plus a matching sheet cake to go on the side.

Technically, I guess they DO match:

(Recore is their last name. I know, I was confused, too.)

And finally, things that make you go:

Thanks to Brian H., Angie S., & Cheryl C. for discovering 2 out of 3 emojis prefer dog poop.

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Listen, I may never understand the appeal of the poop emoji, but I can definitely get behind the advertising photos for this farting poop pen: 

 Talking Emoji Poop Pen With 7 Different Fart Sounds

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

At This Point My Houseplants Get Out More Than I Do

It's "Take Your Houseplant For A Walk Day," minions, and wow are the plants excited.

Just look how happy this flower is to see you.

[insert "stamen-a" joke here]

Of course taking your ficus for walkies is nothing compared to some of the strange occasions bakers celebrate. You know, like "Swirling Vortex Of Outdated Technology" Day.

Remember when we'd answer our cellphones by yelling, "TALK! TALK!"?

That was fun.

Or there's "Add A Space After 'THE' To Turn One Word Into Two" Day:

I hear the spian's are real characters.

And let's not forget "Fuzzy Phallic Couch Day!" 

Or wait, was it "Tanks For The Memories" Day? I always get those two confused.

::head tilt::

Huh.

Well, whichever this is, I'm sure it'll go out with a bang.

Thanks to Keith I., Beth, Suzy M., & Jerry L., who tells me that last cake isn't a couch OR a tank; it's a dog. Um... we can see that, Jerry, but what's it *supposed* to be?

;)

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If you want to stick with just celebrating your houseplants today, then how about keeping one in your very own tiny house hippo?

Hippo Succulent Planter Pot

Because this is ADORABLE.

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And from my other blog, Epbot: