AW YEAH WEDDING WRECKS

Luanne H. writes, "We hired a local catering lady to do our cake. She showed up 45 minutes late, and THIS IS THE CAKE SHE PRESENTED TO US!!!

Yep, I'd say that's a wreck that deserves all caps and three exclamation marks, Luanne. Condolences.

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Jessi H. writes, "When I showed the baker this cake, her literal reaction was, 'That's it? That's all you want? That's so simple!'"

Hey, confidence is good, right?
Unless of course it's on THIS blog, so... BUCKLE UP.

Please, Jessi, do go on.

"The day of the wedding, during the cake cutting, we joked about how we really didn't know how to cut it, but it didn't matter because we couldn't possibly make it look worse."

Ahh, but then...

They took the greenery off.

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And finally, Stevie R. writes: "I paid $400 for this..."

"...and got this:"

Thanks to Luanne H., Jessi H., and Stevie R. for sharing your pain. And to the rest of you, don't you have a wedding wreck to send us?!

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P.S. The season is rapidly approaching...

..to hang funny-but-menacing yard signs!
They're both metal, and only $8 for the set.

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

Rey From Star Wars Gets World's Crappiest Princess Cake

What do you do when your daughter wants one of those Princess/Barbie dress cakes for her birthday, only with Rey from Star Wars? (AFTER high-fiving her for having awesome taste, I mean.)

Well, you bring in the Rey doll and ask your baker to give her a big poofy cake skirt, that's what. You know, kind of like this:

(By Whitney Wickham)

Only more cakey.

So that's exactly what Julie S. did. She brought in the plastic figurine, asked for a dress cake, and got...

[drum roll, please]

This:

[WOMP WOMP]

I'll give you a moment to really absorb all the majesty.

Got it all absorbed?

Good.

Now check out the side view:

From this way it looks like she's being swallowed by a giant sand worm, right? See, this is why you always walk without rhythm in the desert, Rey.

Thanks to Julie S. for letting me cross the streams. Let's just hope it was spice cake.

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P.S. Here's one of the prettiest Rey shirts I've seen:

The Rise Of Skywalker Rey T-Shirt
It also looks amazing on purple and black! Hit the link for all 9 color choices.

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And from my other blog, Epbot: