Un-Scrutable Mysteries (You Know, Like 'Unsolved Mysteries?')

The baker was confused on how to spell the name TJ, so Mary said, "It's just the letters T and J."

sigh

Let's see if you can guess what THIS customer wanted:

If ONLY there were some way bakers could know, you know?


And finally, Kylie and her boyfriend share a birthday, so her mom ordered them a cake. When asked about the decorations, Kylie's mom said, "They're boyfriend/girlfriend," figuring that would help.

Not only did this information NOT help, it backfired most spectacularly. I'm actually impressed, y'all. This is next level Cake Wrecks Telephone, and all I can say is, WHOOMP, "they're" it is:

"there big Girl friend!"

Soak that in, my friends. The botched homophone, the random capitalization, the irresistible mystery of what the baker THOUGHT they were writing... it's just so beautiful.

Although there are a few hearts thrown in, so at least they nailed the decorating part.

Hey, Mary E., Ellen K., & Kylie F., thank you for being there big Girl friend.
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P.S. I don't know if you're in the market for fancy glass mugs covered in sparkly butterflies, but if you ARE, check these out:

Blue Rose Glass Tea/Coffee Cup

SO PRETTY

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

Talk About Your Trunk Space, Check THIS Action Out!

Amanda ordered a Western cake to make any cowboy proud:

...but instead, got a boot to the head:

YEE- awwww.

Alisa asked to have this spooky Hello Kitty drawn on her daughter's cake:

...only to discover this Kitty's got flaws:

(And once you recover from the wang ears and teeny-tiny udder legs, can we talk about the writing on that propped-up clear plastic? Which is still misspelled?)

Tell me, have you ever seen such an adorable elephant cake?

And have you ever looked at your dryer exhaust hose and thought, "oooh, that looks tasty"?

Because if so, then YOU ARE IN LUCK:

Shiny.

And... wrinkly.

Thanks to Amanda C., Alisa B., & Anony M. for proving the nose knows dryer hose.

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P.S. Instead of a unicorn chaser (remember when people used to say that?) how about an elephant chaser:

Elephant Ring Holder

Aww, love the shape on this little cutie. She'd be perfect next to a sink or on your nightstand.

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And from my other blog, Epbot: