A Day That Will Live On In Famy (I Hear It's Nice There)

Welp. Today's the day, minions.

Election day in America. 

:DUN DUN DUNNNNNN::

Yep, like that.

Listen, I know it's been a rough season for all of us.

Maybe you feel a little drained,

A little faded,

A little discombobulated.

Or maybe you feel stomped by a giant... foot?

Let's call it a foot.

Or maybe you've spontaneously combusted after all those Facebook posts. You know the ones.

(This is why you never read the comments, kids.)

I know it's been hard and scary and none of us knows what the future will bring, but listen: when all is said and done, we'll get through it together. We're going to hold our loved ones close, even if that has to be virtually, and we're going to keep working, keep loving, and yes, even keep laughing.

Why?

Because:

And also because...

....the Turkey Poo Wangs are coming.
(Awww yeeeeeeah, something to look forward to!)

Thanks to Victoria L., Jen, Ann L., Jesse K., Lauren S., Alex A., Carey S., & Heather K. for helping us to finally get ahead in 2020.

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P.S. I'm just going to leave this here, then skip away laughing maniacally:

Fitness Turkey Tee

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

The Times Of Wreckerators' Lives

There are moments we cherish, and then there are moments like these:

When the customer asks for music notes and you're all, "I'VE GOT THIS."

Yes, music notes. Honest.

When your own packaging shows just how badly your "unicorn cake" misses the mark:

I mean, really. It looks more like the cloud.

And my favorite:

When someone helpfully suggests you Google "baby girl cake" for decorating ideas:

Thanks to Anabell M., Alexandra S., & Charles F., who isn't too worried his baker will see this, I think for obvious reasons.

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P.S. Here's one for all you nurses, doctors, and medical personnel out there:

"Google" Coffee Mug/Tumbler

:D

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And from my other blog, Epbot: