9 Halloween Cakes That Clearly Went Off The Rails
It's the most wonderful time of the year, minions: HALLOWEEN.
This is when wreckerators let it all hang out, so if you thought they cranked out bizarre stuff the rest of the year, BUCKLE UP.
Maybe you'll see some vampire tongues!
Or a deconstructed mummy:
Or - fingers crossed - two thirds of a giant candy corn ringed with non-candy corn candy corn candies.
Really, we can only hope.
Then there's the exploration of negative space with nihilistic overtones:
[pointing] "See that missing bit in the middle? That's LIFE, kids. You think about that."
::twenty 3-year-olds immediately begin crying::
Other bakers like to keep it less esoteric and more psychedelic:
"What black and white and red all over? A spontaneously combusting zebra. OBVSLY."
"... what?"
Some bakers really have to hand it to you:
Or really have to squid it to you, if you turn it the other way.
I love the ones that took SO MUCH EFFORT, yet make zero sense:
Just... why
Welp, let's end this circle of confusion with a circle of confused sperm being called out by a bright orange egg:
"Hey, lady, WE'RE DOING OUR BEST HERE."
Thanks to Michelle L., Danielle K., Allison L., Amanda P., Trace P., Colleen M., Christina S., Cara I., & Kristen S., for the spooky misconception.
I keep seeing this retro style Halloween decor around, and I think I like it!
