More Cliché Than A Cake Wreck

It's time to let sleeping dogs lie, to grab the bull by the horns, and to maybe leave the rest of the animals out of this, 'cuz now my cats are looking nervous.

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

So clearly this baker hates you.

When life gives you lemons:

...ask life, "but what's with the parsley?"

If the shoe fits...

...see your doctor.
(I've heard of fallen arches before, but yowie.)

This, too, shall pass.

(AW YEAH DOUBLE PUN!!)
(Ahem)

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again:

Because, after all:

Practice makes perfect.

Perfect.

Thanks to Nathan J., Megan J., Phreedom, Howard G., Susan R., & Anony M. for going against my express wishes and beating that dead horse. Will no one think of the animals?!

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So there I was, laughing at how B-Day sounds like bidet in my head and I wondered if Amazon had anything funny and bidet related and well…

Kama Pootra

This has been a glimpse into the mind of john (the hubby of Jen).

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

Peppa Porker

Meet Peppa Pig:

She's the star of a kid's show in Britain, and looks like a toddler's drawing of a pink hairdryer with ears - or an anatomically incorrect gallbladder.

Anyway, people send me pictures of Peppa cakes all the time, mostly because they can't believe this is how she's actually supposed to look:

Well, minus the melty black eyes, I mean.

And the melty, blood-red dress...

Yeeeah.

Anyway, with all these cakes coming in, imagine my delight when someone finally sent me a Peppa wreck that is actually wrecky in a non-melty way.

Not only that, you could say this wreck's a real porker:

Yessir, if you're craving sausage, then these cookies will hit the spot, IF you know what I mean. [wink wink]

See, I'm saying these cookies put the "oinks" in "boinks." [nudge nudge]

I'm saying these cookies take their ham with a side of jelly. [eyebrow waggle]

I'm saying this little piggy went to market, and totally looks like a floppy man-dong.

Oops.

Uh... too much?

Thanks to Belinda B., Jessica H., Jo D., & J-La for the sooieeee(t) finds.

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And because Amazon never fails to know just what I need for Thanksgiving dinner with my relatives:

Inflatable Pig Costume

Funnily enough, the Amazon listing actually says this is a Christmas costume.

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OOHHHH the Christmas Story. Okay, now I get it.

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And from my other blog, Epbot: