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A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

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- Jen
Friday
Sep142018

You Pig!

Attention minions raising smaller minions:

Have you ever noticed something... off... about Peppa Pig's nose?

I only ask because I keep getting Peppa Pig cakes over here, and they're surprisingly, er, adult for a kids' cake, if you know what I mean.

Admit it: if you'd never seen Peppa Pig before this would make you spit out your Diet Coke. I mean, what is that lizard doing?

 

Granted, if you do know what Peppa looks like, that's not too bad.

[sing-song] BUT THISSSS IS!

Flashing Flops Of Fleshy Flaccid Frosting, Batman!

My theory is these bakers see exactly what we see - c'mon, let's call a dong a dong here - but they're so determined to NOT see it that their subconscious takes over, gleefully piping out penises left and right because "WE'RE ALLOWED TO NOW, IT'S A PIG NOSE! WHEEEEEE!"

C'mon, that's basically every 9-year-old boy's dream job.

But still, bakers, at some point you've gone too far.
And that point is riiiiiight around.... here:

Oink oink, motherfluffers.

 

Thanks to Liz B., J-la, & Nadya S. for the excuse to make a Beyoncé-the-chicken joke. FINALLY.

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Reader Comments (20)

The second Flaccid Flop <snicker> can't even look at it's own...proboscis...

September 14, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterMedith

Howlingly funny post! And...uh.. I know exactly what the lizard is doing..😆
and I think you do too Jen!😂🤣
So glad I did not have a mouthful of coffee when I read this.
MaryO1230

September 14, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterMaryO1230

All I see are some blowdryers.

September 14, 2018 | Unregistered Commentersendingtheclowns =^-.-^=

Please tell me whatever they are in the second photo are all frosting all the way through... Please.

September 14, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterBea

Oh my ;)

September 14, 2018 | Unregistered Commentermindy1

I don't know, but those second ones look a little cock-eyed to me.

September 14, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterMike

I’m glad my kids managed to miss Peppa Pig, as I have enough trouble with the “Mommy, who was Caligula?” and “Mommy, what’s a MILF?” (both actual questions), so I don’t need the “Mommy, why does everybody laugh at Peppa Pig’s nose?” question.

September 14, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterSaraCVT

Just a Note, you may want to post a warning in the beginning. Those with Toddlers may see the first pic and think it's a safe post for their small ones.

September 14, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterSarah

True story. My niece threw a Peppa Pig bday party for her daughter. They got a cookie cutter and made Peppa cookies. A couple months later my niece used the same cookie cutter for a bachelorette party. And it worked.

September 14, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterCari

Whoever made the cookies in the 3rd pic must be a fan of Pinocchio (i'm not a dong, i'm a pig! *nose grows).

September 14, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterNick Meta

Er...... yes, Robin. It looks like these puffy pink personal penis piles of pastry have lost their pep.

September 14, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterKnittedbooties

Well, I didn't think this before but now I can't unsee it!!!

September 14, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterVanessa

Well I never knew of Peppa Pig. And now I do and am laughing so hard lol.

September 15, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterArlene Marie

That’s Mr Dinosaur not a lizard!

September 15, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterBeth

Note to Guys: if your dong looks like these, with 2 holes in the end, please see a doctor immediately.

September 15, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterClueless Noob

So cracked up at the Bloggess reference and so glad you finally had an opportunity to use it.

September 15, 2018 | Unregistered Commenterdbc

I think the second batch are meringues.

September 15, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterPaganduck

Even if the image matched the original, he's clearly not *perspective* Peppa Pig. Every time I see him, it looks like his snout is growing out of the side of his head, like an extra ear. These cakes--I don't even want to *say* what is growing out the side of his head!

September 15, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterJMixx

OMG Beyonce the Chicken! I thought I was on the wrong blog there for a minute! LOLOLOLOL!

September 16, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterMavis

I belong to an organization that is putting on a Halloween run, and our graphics guy designed a t-shirt with a running zombie with his guts hanging out. All of the women on the committee immediately saw a penis, rather than a chunk of intestine, coming out just above the belt line. The guys were clueless. I'm not really sure how to interpret this!

September 16, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterJill

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