The Top Ten Football Cake Fumbles

It's about that time of year again, guys! 

You know, the time for lots of these: 

Yep, sections of train track on small hills. Choo choo!!

No, wait, I'm sorry, I meant the time for spinal cords in shallow graves:

And speaking of graves...

 

I bet this wreckerator is a real casket case.

Sometimes after a long hard day, you just want a cake that's had the ever-loving crap beaten out of it, know what I mean?

Booyah. Wish = granted.

Question: Does this look like a pair of lips painted like a basketball, or will 28 of you be too distracted wondering what "WILL 28" means to notice?

INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW.

I call this next one "The Thing That Looks Like A Triangular Hamburger Bun."

It's a literal work.

And this, "The Plague O'er The Land."

Step 1: Bring to a boil

Step 2: Serve cold to enemies and/or the neighbor's kids

"The Invisible Ball"

See what I did there?

"My Ugly Crazy Lumps"

 Because nothing expresses your ardent fandom quite like a hearty, "GO TEAM." (Hey bakers, if I spring for the sheet cake do you think I could get, "THE PLAYERS CURRENTLY PLAYING ARE MY FAVORITES IN ALL OF [INSERT SPORT HERE]"?)

(PS. Behold the awesomeness that is my punctuation ending that last sentence. BEHOLD IT.)

 And finally, "The Pig Skin Chia Pet."

"ChaChaCha I am so not eating that."

Thanks to Jeff C., Jessica, Rachael, John L., Shellie B., Laura H., Cassidy, Seamus, Anony M., & Sandi for the home runs.