Absolutely Hystorical!

Cake Wrecks presents:

Famous Wreckerators of the Past!

Shakespeare:

To b or not to b, that was the question.

Ivan Pavlov:

I don't know the dog's name, but something here is ringing a bell.

Count Dracula:

Yes. Yes you do.

Pandora:

I haven't even opened the box, and I've already lost hope.

Thomas Edison:

It just came to me in a flash.

 Schrödinger:

Maybe the cat isn't alive OR dead; it's one of the living dead.

TAKE THAT, SCIENCE.

And finally...

Sigmund Freud:

Because sometimes a cigar is just an amputated finger phallus.

Thanks to Paula D., Carolyn F., Lyzz H., Elaine T., Carrie S., Suzy F., and Angela Z., who have never felt less cigar envy in their lives. (Right there with ya, ladies.)

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If you’re shopping Amazon this Black Friday, you might check out our storefront. We put together some of our favorite items, from amazing tools to Jen’s favorite books.

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

Fun And Poo-Wangs For The Whole Family!

Happy Thanksgiving, minions!

Since you might not be hanging with family today, I've decided to give you the gift that keeps on giving: Turkey Poo-Wangs.

Lots and lots of Turkey Poo-Wangs.

Ahh, but not just ANY Turkey Poo-Wangs; today I give you Turkey Poo-Wangs that remind you of your family members.

Was there a lot of stiff competition? Of course. Is this kinda ballsy? Heck yeah. Will there be more phallic jokes? Let's find out.

The Angry Poop-Head:

"Why is the rum always gone?!"

The "I'm Trying To Watch The Game In Here!"

"Keep it down! I can't hear the score!"

The Dazed And Confused:

"WHAT year is it?!"

The "Isn't it Wonderful We're All Here Together?"

"Group hug!"

The Sarcastic One:

"Sure, Aunt Barb, I'll get riiiight on working on my attitude."

The "Please nobody notice I'm a Gingerbread Man."

[uncomfortable, fidgety silence]

The Little Prick:

"MOM says I'm special. MOM says I can have all the pie I want. MOO-OOOOM!!"

The "Nobody Talk To Me It's Been A Long Day."

"Just... just give him the pie, Barb."

The Peace Maker:

"Now, Stu, I'm sure you didn't mean all [REDACTED] are stupid... right?"

And finally,

The "Send Help, Or At Least More Pie."

Come one, get a grip, you guys. Day's almost through.

Thanks to Vanessa R., Elizabeth F., Jacqueline G., Erin F., Joyce J., Amy W., Subdo, Dimitra, Stephanie B., & Jason L. for recommending we all Wang Chung tonight.

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If you’re shopping Amazon this Black Friday, you might check out our storefront. We put together some of our favorite items, from amazing tools to Jen’s favorite books.

Epbot’s Amazon Page

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And from my other blog, Epbot: