Get A Clue

Wait, wait, I've got this.

I'm going with:

Mr. Mustard...

...in the doghouse...

...at a Baby Shower...

...when a Royal Coachman showed up...

...with a ...uh...buzzsaw?...

And said,

Did I win?

Thanks to Susan N., Persimmon M., Melissa C., Kathleen B., Christiana F., and Bonnie Louise L., who think we're going to need a bigger envelope.

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I was going to link a collector's edition of Clue here, but this looks more interesting:

Cat Crimes Brain Game

Cat Crimes is an interactive version of those logic puzzles we did in school, remember those? It has 40 levels of increasing difficulty, so it's good for kids and adults alike, plus it's single player, so perfect for our socially distanced times. And hey, the cat art is adorable.

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

It Begins

♫ It's beginning to look a lot like ♪

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Ev'rywhere you go
Take a look at that blog by Jen

It's pushing out wrecks again

With "candy canes"

And snowman sprains, oh no!

It's beginning to look a lot like

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Balls on ev'ry tree

But the wreckiest sight you'll find

Are the Santas that "unwind"

...and you can't un-see!

Thanks to Nancy D., Anony M., Laura R., Ginny V., Lisa E., Hannah P., Eleanore R., & Carla R. for the jollies.

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My friend Kate was telling me how she and some co-workers did a White Elephant exchange over Zoom this week: everyone showed pictures of appropriately sized boxes for what they planned to buy, then revealed the products as each person "unwrapped" it. Then at the end, they all ordered & mailed the gifts to each other! Genius!

If you have any White Elephant exchanges yourself this year, then this option's a real gas:

Tootin' Santa Butt Ornament

It farts Deck The Halls, y'all. How could you pass that up?

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And from my other blog, Epbot: