Hey, THEY Said It, Not Me

Calling all "Qualified" Cake "Decorators"!

Er...

Sure, it's a tough job, but someone's gotta poo it.

Though it does require you give a flying crap:

And be a regular person:

You know, no weirdos.

If that's you, then this job could be yours in a pinch!

A heaping pile o' fun!

Just remember to go with the flow:

But(t) not that much.

(Ooh, looks like the bride finally managed to get... a turd in edgewise.)
(AH THANK YOU, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.)

And thanks also to Anneke D., Patricia S., Amy K., Firas, Gail W., Cheyenne B., & Britani O. for passing on... the excitement.

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You may think the world doesn't need any more poop-themed products, but - BUTT! - I think you'll agree the world DEFINITELY needs the "Gotta Go Flamingo."

Why? Because it's a toy flamingo that comes with its own toilet and NO I'M NOT MAKING THIS UP:

Little Live Pets' "Gotta Go Flamingo"

Wow. Wow. The product photo of a kid pouring the "reusable food" out of the toilet and back into the flamingo's mouth is going to stay with me for a while.

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

My Funky Valentine

Have a special someone you want to impress this V day?

Then let these bakers teach you the language... of luuuuuurve.

On second thought, forget language.

Let's try some sexy symbolism instead. Mrowr.

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Too sexy.

Too confusing.

Too serial-killer.

Aha! Just right!

Well, assuming you think love is a pile of... flower center.

I've heard Barry White is great for setting the mood.

Uh...

To be fair, no one ever said what KIND of mood.

How about a gift?

Sure, they'll be picking fake fur fuzz out of their teeth for a while, but so worth it.

And hey, if all else fails:

Have some cookie cake.

Thanks to Katie C., Robyn F., Nancy L., C.H., Irene, Mab R., Jon M., Sharon W., & Rebecca C. for the Happy SAD.

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P.S. OR get them a cute card! It doesn't get much cuter than this:

LovePop Star Wars The Child Pop-Up Card

Hit the link to see 5 other designs, including Darth Vader & BB-8.

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And from my other blog, Epbot: