Hump Day Hoedown

When your mom's a proud Texan celebrating her 64th birthday, you might think ordering a cake that says, "Happy Birthday, Cowgirl!" is a good idea.

And maybe it is, IF your baker writes it down right:

Oops.

Thanks to Cat D. for reminding us that you can never put a price on a mother's love. Especially hers.

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I realize that after today's cake this product link is going to look... questionable.
All I can say is, NOT LIKE THAT. :p

Hold Your Horses

The cover illustration isn't helping, is it.
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And from my other blog, Epbot:

Inside The Twisted Mind Of john

And so I says to her, I says, "Hey lady! Let me give you a HAND with that!"

AHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!

Thanks to Nancy L., Laura C., & Sahara H. for letting me get that out. I feel muuuuch better now.

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P.S. With summer nearly upon us, don't you think it's about time to swap out your shower curtain for something more seasonally appropriate? Like this?

Space Cat Fabric Shower Curtain

The longer you look, the better it gets. :D (THAT'S NO MOON.)

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And from my other blog, Epbot: