Expectation Vs. Reality

Sometimes, you have a specific item you want replicated in cake.

You know, like a camcorder.

(Really?)

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(Oh. Ok. Really.)

Well, no problem. They can do that!

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That's one for the record books.

And with all the company picnics out there, you know bakers can freehand logos like nobody's business:

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See? Just like nobody's business!

Or how about trying an entire building?

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It's all in the airbrush.

Enough business, though. What do you say we loosen things up with something a little... sexy?

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Mrow.

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Uh...

Well, on the bright side, at least the baker was generous with the serving sizes!

Because anything less would have been a waist.


Thanks to, Emily C., Bridey, & Anony. And hey, you know what they say! "A moment with these hips on your lips, and your hips...I mean, your LIPS...no. Wait. Look. There's an old saying in Tennessee. Or was it Taiwan? Anyway. Fool me once, shame on..uh...look, you can't get fooled again, is what I'm saying. Sooo. Yeah.

[dramatic eyebrow lift]

Strategery.

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Because Patience and Kindness are Overrated

I didn't think it'd been that long since my wedding reception, but apparently I'm already behind the times. Used to be, folks just clinked their glasses any time they wanted the happy couple to kiss.

Now I see bakers are taking it a step further:

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And then some.

Don't see it? Here, let me zoom in:

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Now, cue the music, DJ! It's time for the groom to DANCE.


Thanks to Heather C. for finally finding a wedding wreck to rival "faith, hope, thrust."

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