A Stark Difference

Proving once again the pictures in the bakery's order book are always too good to be true:

"Oh, you want your cake to look exactly like this?

"Noooo problem."

Who's the hot mess now?

 

Thanks to Marianna B., who wants to know where Jarvis is when you need him.

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P.S. If you don't know this kind of superhero, then I bet you ARE one:

"Sarcasm Is My Superpower" T-Shirt

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

9 Realistic New Year's Resolutions

Chances are you've all completely failed at all your New Year's resolutions by now.

Well, good! Who needs 'em? Round IS a shape! You know plenty of stuff already!
And really, if God didn't want you in debt, he wouldn't have given you so many credit cards!

So I say, let's try some realistic resolutions. Stuff that tells the world, "Hey, I'm BEING the change I want to see... in my spare time and when there's nothing better to do."

 

- Celebrate the little things.

Preferably with cake.

 

- Stop Saying "That's What She Said,"

0.o

... at least so often.

(The order was: "Happy Birthday Oliver, below that 24.")

 

- Drink more water.

There's water in beer, right?

 

- Be more enthuseas... inthusiast... positive.

Also work on spelling.

 

- Change all my passwords to something besides "password."

Sure. That works.

 

- Pluck

 

- Learn the names of my coworkers.

Nicknames count.

 

- Win more staring contests.

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And finally, for a little fun:

- Find a new hobby!

 

Thanks to RJ, Megan H., Diane C., Tonya, Alisa G., Julie B., Shelley M., John Paul, & Betty Ann, who thinks you look fabulous in that new blouse.

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P.S. In the spirit of continued learning and broadening our horizons, I found you some take-home reading: