A Failure To Communicate, Part 48

There's something really beautiful about one person looking into another's eyes and saying, "I understand you."

And then the other person being all, "Then why did you write 'Au Caps' on my cake when I asked for it in all caps??"

As you can see, that was not the case.

[sound of pin dropping]

Ahem.

 

Granted, 99.99% of the time it's "Happy Birthday," but no no, bakers, I'm SURE that's right:

So Hill Birthday, Jill. HILL BIRTHDAY.

 

For an office retirement party Davis asked the baker to write all the retiree names around the cake randomly:

"No, YOU'RE out of order!!"

Fortunately Davis tells me they were still able to "enjou" the cake.

 

And lastly, my new favorite cake puzzle! Let's see if you can decipher what it was supposed to say:

What, haven't had your coffee yet?

Ok, I'll give you a hint: After all these years, this baker's days are numbered.

Answer way at the bottom!

 

Thanks to Leigh B., Jill H., Davis, & Cindy J. for the brain teaser.

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P.S. Here's a (hilarious) reminder that English is almost as confusing as these cakes:

P Is for Pterodactyl: The Worst Alphabet Book Ever
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And from my other blog, Epbot:

Give up? “Zoly” was supposed to say 2014. Ha!

Oh My, Fair Lady

OK, everyone! It's time to channel your best Eliza Doolittle!

 

All I want is a womb somewhere

(STAT!)

 

I wish you people wouldn't stare

(Excuse me! I'm gestating here!)

 

Maybe a slit right there?

Now, woooouldn't that be loverly?

 

There'll be leftovers you won't eat

(Hey! This cake was half off!)

 

Might I suggest a piece wif feet?

(Cannibalism goes down so much better when it's camouflaged.)

 

Moms are a tasty treat

("Mom-to-be gets the first slice!")

 

Aren't beeeeelly cakes just...

(hurk)

...loverly?

 

Wombfelt thanks to Chris W., Angela P., Dotty McK., Nurse Katie, Tia B., Jes R., and Sasha H., who really know how to deliver a great picture.

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P.S. Hey. Maybe skip the belly cake and go for a belly mug?

"Mommy To Be" Mug

:D

This one's on Amazon - and the best part is there's a little sculpted butt crack. Bahaha!

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And from my other blog, Epbot: