Whistle While You Hurk

Sometimes cake shopping is like being stuck in a Fractured Fairy Tale.

Like Snow White, you set out hoping for something "charming," but in the light of day you find yourself stuck with the second string dwarves.

There's Creepy:

Made by the incredibly talented Sarah Jones
"I dare you to cut me."

Queasy:

"I can't believe I ate ITS WHOLE WING."

Crazy:

"WOOLOOLOOOLALALAAAAAAAA!!"

Drippy:

(Queasy's second cousin)

Hairy:

She's planning on using your birthday candles for a waxing later.

Horny:

"Because I have horns, you see. And I'm really Randy.

"(It's short for Randolph. Horny is my ... [sunglasses] ... MIDDLE NAME.)"

And of course, that old favorite:

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Thanks to Stacey, Kimberly C., Carly G., Rachel K., Anony M., Bob B., & Jessica C., who know a picture is worth a thousand words - or in this case, one printable image file.

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I will make up for that with not one, but TWO cute unicorn mugs:

Rainbow Unicorn/Pink Narwhal Coffee Mug

One by land, one by sea!

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

Out of office reply

Hello and thank you for visiting Cake Wrecks, where all of your hopes for humanity are dashed on a daily basis. Sadly, we are unable to meet your humor requirements today due to:

__ Travel
__ Zombie Apocalypse
__ A pack of wild rodents gnawing off our extremities
__ All of the above
 X  Nap time

Instead, please take this opportunity to entertain yourself by:

- Correcting this cake:

- Guessing what this is supposed to be:

- Brainstorming at least three (3) suitable puns for this:

Always Butterflies: Now with wings!

- Writing a short story to explain this scene:

Suggested title: Revenge of the lobsters

- Leaving a colorful message after the beep.

*beep*

Thanks to Gin M., Lori R., Elaine K., and Anne M. for continuing to hold.

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P.S. Hey fellow book lovers, I just found what may be the prettiest bookmark EVER, check this out:

Metal Feather Charm Bookmark

It's like jewelry for your book! You can choose from gold or silver - or get both, because they're on sale this week for less than $9 each! I won't judge.

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And from my other blog, Epbot: