But that's still not as silly as Mary's nickname:
Kinda makes you wonder how she got it.
Or if it has anything to do with that plastic thing in a bag taped to the top of the box.
[head tilt]
Naaaah.
Hey, Mary "Toy In Middle" R., maybe you should try an acronym:
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Or there's the classic approach:
YOU GUYS. We have another special VIDEO post today!
Or, if your work computer won't let you view video, keep scrolling for the written version.
Every cake is so wonderful,
And suddenly...
it's hard to breathe.
Now and then, I get insecure
From all the pain...
(Ow.)
I'm so ashamed.
I am beautiful,
No matter what they say.
Words can't bring me down.
I am beautiful in every single way.
Yes, words can't bring me down, oh no.
So don't you bring me down today.
To all your friends, you're delirious.
Ice cream cones... to make their horns...
Tryin' hard to make some sense of it. Wait, are those bugles?
Is it a cow-duck with horns and a goatee?
Cause you are beautiful, no matter what they say.
Words can't bring you down.
You are beautiful in every single way.
Words can't bring you down. NoOooOoooOOOooo....
So don't you bring me down today.
No matter what we poo.
No matter what we bake.
And everywhere we go,
The suananaaaIIOOOAAAAa NNOOOO NOO NOOooooOO ooooooooo
We are beautiful, no matter what they pay.
Camo flower town.
NoooooooOoo.
We are beautiful in every single way.
Words can't bring us down. No no no no no mmmm MMMM mm....
So don't you bring me down today.
OooooOOOOUgggnhh... MMmmmnOOOooAAH!
Don't you bring me downtooaaaaayyyyyyyyaAAAAAHHHHH
AAAOooooOOhh...
So don't you bring me down..... ughhnnnn....
Today.
Zakes C., Maja, Liz D., Lesley M., DaAn D., Caroline M., Haley H., Geri B., Rachel S., Bob B., Sue S., & Amy B., awoooawoooeeeeoaaaahhhhow. No matter what they say.
Note from john: If you're wondering who's singing in the video, it's our friend Jennifer Dorsman. And yes, she really is that good. Makes you sick, doesn't it?
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P.S. Speaking of beauty, I've been slathering snail slime cream on my face for about two weeks now, and so far the best part is telling people about it. :D
Advanced Snail All-In-One Cream
I caved when my friend Lisa kept raving about this brand, plus it has over 7,000 5-star ratings on Amazon. They don't hurt the snails to make it, and the cream isn't TOO slimey, so for $20 it's a fun, kooky thing to try. Plus, c'mon, then you get to tell people you use snail cream... ON YOUR FACE. Best party intro evah.
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And from my other blog, Epbot:
A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.
Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)
- Jen
