6 Cakes That Fail Hilariously At Looking Like The Things They're Supposed To Look Like, Vol 101

Let's hope these bakers are never on your Pictionary team.

A Barbie Princess Tiara:

All I see is a giant cat's paw. Does Barbie have a cat? Is this somehow related? Am I over-thinking this? Where are you all going?

A Bucket of Popcorn:

The "Movie Night" really sells it.

A Wine Glass:

If only we could all age like wine older, am I right?

A Mustache:

Looks like "Dad" has a hairy situation on his hands.

Kinda love the belligerent octopus cupcakes, though. They're all, "Put 'em up, put 'em uuup!"

A Fighter Jet:

I swear I'm not making this up.

And finally, a pair of lips:

NOT THOSE LIPS YOU SICKO.

Yeesh. You show a person a penis cake or fifty, and suddenly their mind is, like, ALWAYS in the gutter.

Thanks to Sharon E., Jessica R., Tiffany H., Jenna P., Wendi L., & Michelle R. for sealing this post with a miss.

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P.S. While we're flirting with disaster we may as well talk about bewbs, right? So here's a shout-out to my favorite wire-free bra, which is on mega sale this week, so I just bought four more:

Warner's Easy Does It Seamless Wireless Bra

I love the under-arm smoothing panel - no dig or pinch! - and like most Warners, these are incredibly comfortable. I watch the listing and usually buy any color that goes under $20, and as of this writing "Rosewater" is only $12.60(!!) in most sizes, so definitely click over and check your size. (I'm a 34DDD and wear a Large, if that helps.)

Oh, and be sure to check the image gallery for a better idea of how they look on larger tracts of land.

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

The Christmas Creep

Well helloooo, people still finishing your Halloween candy.

READY FOR CHRISTMAS?

::aggressively shakes jingle bells::

Yes, yes, I hear you. "It's too early!" "What about Thanksgiving?"

Blah. Blah. BLAH.

Look at this tree:

Doesn't it fill you with CHEER?

(Ignore the balls.)

(Or don't, if they're helping.)

And wouldn't you rather look at pretty presents right now?

(Pretend these are pretty.)

Or how about the smell of freshly baked gingerbread?

"Heyyyyyy maaaaaaaan."

My point is, move over, Fall; Christmas is on a roll!

A cinnamon roll.

::jazz hands::

So just get ready for 7 weeks of Mannheim Steamroller instrumentals, cinnamon air freshener, garland everywhere, twinkle lights, and creepy Christmas cakes.

Yessssss.

I CAN'T WAIT.

Thanks to Toni S., Elizabeth B., Jacquelyn B., Matthew O., Anony M., Bonnie B., Caroline, Rachel, & Abby for reminding us it's the most wonderful time of the year.

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P.S. Remember, it's never too early for Christmas decorations... in your beard:

BEARDAMENTS Beard Lights & Baubles

Even if you don't have a beard - or know someone with a beard you could convince to wear these - I highly recommend checking out the customer photo gallery, haha. "RH" in the red shirt has an especially majestic display. :D

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And from my other blog, Epbot: