The Christmas Creep

Well helloooo, people still finishing your Halloween candy.


::aggressively shakes jingle bells::


Yes, yes, I hear you. "It's too early!" "What about Thanksgiving?"

Blah. Blah. BLAH.

Look at this tree:

Doesn't it fill you with CHEER?

(Ignore the balls.)

(Or don't, if they're helping.)


And wouldn't you rather look at pretty presents right now?

(Pretend these are pretty.)


Or how about the smell of freshly baked gingerbread?

"Heyyyyyy maaaaaaaan."


My point is, move over, Fall; Christmas is on a roll!

A cinnamon roll.


::jazz hands::


So just get ready for 7 weeks of Mannheim Steamroller instrumentals, cinnamon air freshener, garland everywhere, twinkle lights, and creepy Christmas cakes.




Thanks to Toni S., Elizabeth B., Jacquelyn B., Matthew O., Anony M., Bonnie B., Caroline, Rachel, & Abby for reminding us it's the most wonderful time of the year.


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