*Bonk*

Warning: A supposedly naughty cake ahead. (But good luck seeing it.)

 

"We asked for Mike Wazowski from Monsters, Inc."

 

 

"This was our Hello Kitty cake:"

 

 

"They told us those were flames."

 

 

"Believe it or not, it's supposed to be a penis."

 
 

 

Thanks to Amy J., Cindy P., Sara W., & Sarah H., who all knew it was bound to happen sooner or later.

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P.S. I did a ton of research to find the best Christmas lights last year, and I think you're going to love these:

BrizLabs Color-Changing Christmas Lights

This is a 115 feet of LED lights, which you can change from warm white to multi-color to any combination of the two! They have 11 different settings like "slo-glow" and "breathing," a remote control, and even built-in timers. All for $22 Prime! This is BY FAR the best price for the most features I've found, plus they have over 1,900 positive reviews.

John & I installed 3 strands of these lights on our friends' house last year, and they lasted all season and are back up again this year, going strong:

We lined a pathway, made an 8-foot light tree, and trimmed the house, all with 3 strands! Highly recommend. (Also we made all the gingerbread things ourselves! You can see how over on Epbot.)

La La Land

WRECK the halls with cows of folly

Fa la la la laa, la la moo moo

 

'Tis the season to be sorry

Fa la la la laa, la la boo hoo

 

Con we now our client Darryl

Fa la laa, la la laa, it comes that waaay!

 

Troll the surly in-law, Carol

Fa la la la laaa, la la cheapskate

 

SEE the blazing cheeks before us

Fa la la la laaaaa, la UN-I-BROW

 

Join the creepy penguin chorus

Fa la la la laaa....

"We're on a mission from God."

LA LA LA LAAA!!

 

Thanks to Elizabeth S., Erin L., Gene H., Jami K., Ted S., & Tiffany F. for reminding everyone it's not too late to get your copy of Wreck the Halls for Christmas. Aw, you guys are the BEST.

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And from my other blog, Epbot: